What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.